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Daddy’s Rules, Mother’s Madness~Are You Fkn Kidding Me?~

Through the morning sleep, the phone rings and the answering machine kicks on. The answering machine playback message usually gets changed often, filled with sarcasm, never fully giving you the grand prize of actually knowing who’s home. But I’m pretty sure this time it was some funny, sarcastic, seasonal absurdity meant to deter creditors—or a round of…