The Egg Didn’t Goop Right 5

And Neither Did the Rest of the Day!~Are You Fucking Kidding Me!~

You ever have the type of morning where the egg just doesn’t goop right onto the pan and makes this distorted image that scares you into thinking the worst possible thing could happen throughout the day? And the only person on the planet capable of depicting exactly what it’s trying to tell you is no one other than your wise grandmother

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Welp! It was jus…